Wait...What? Watch This One-Armed Drummer Nail A Cover of Slipknot’s “Duality” August 14, 2020 11:22am It’s sometimes easy to take the small blessings in our lives for granted. Things may be totally fucked, and we may not be able to attend concerts for a while, but most of us don’t […]
Wait...What? ‘Jackass’ Star Steve-O Has Been Taped To A Billboard In Los Angeles August 13, 2020 2:35pm Who didn’t love Jackass? The early-2000s MTV phenomenon was a constant, hilarious reminder that life is short, the suburbs are terrible, and your wisdom tooth surgery was fucking clown shoes. So it feels good to see […]
Wait...What? This Mom’s Slipknot-Themed Bathroom Proves All Hope Is Not Gone August 12, 2020 8:44am Let’s be honest: your bathroom sucks. At best, it’s a cute, pastel-colored side room that smells like lavender so you can forget you take shits there; otherwise, it’s likely a urine-coated dinge-hole that makes you […]
Wait...What? Here’s a Gore Metal Cover of the ‘Full House’ Theme August 7, 2020 11:23am We know what you think every morning when you wake up, because we think it, too: I wish somebody would cover the Full House theme in the style of gross-out gore metal. Well, you’re in luck, because […]
Wait...What? Listen: Christian Author Claims He’s Captured The Voice Of Satan August 5, 2020 3:17pm If there’s anyone who has a greater influence on heavy metal than Tony Iommi, it is undoubtedly Satan, the lord of darkness. For eons, the Devil has communicated with man via baby-making rhythms and blistering […]
