Wait...What? This Guy Turned His Uncle’s Skeleton Into A Functional Guitar February 10, 2021 10:56am When it comes to the disposal of their earthly remains, most metal fans probably go with the wisdom of Frank Reynolds: Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces and throw me in […]
Wait...What? Horror Legend John Carpenter Loves BABYMETAL, Would Collaborate With Them January 29, 2021 12:27pm Most people know John Carpenter as the master of horror behind such classic films as Halloween, The Thing, The Fog, Escape from New York, and They Live. Some probably also recognize him as a prolific synthwave artist whose […]
Wait...What? Breaking: Here’s a Kitten Singing Disturbed’s “Down With The Sickness” January 20, 2021 12:38pm There may never be a vocal part in metal as identifiable as David Draiman’s “OOOOO-WAKAKAKA!” in Disturbed‘s classic nu-metal rager “Down With The Sickness.” Something about that pierced man’s mating call struck a chord with […]
Wait...What? Satan Has an Instagram Account, and It’s Pretty Great January 13, 2021 10:22am Satan, Lucifer, Old Scratch — the Devil has many names, but whatever you call him, his purpose on this world will always be the downfall of mankind and the death of God. Or is it? […]
Wait...What? COVID Conspiracy Theorists Mistake Distortion Pedal Schematic for Mind Control Chip Blueprint January 5, 2021 2:33pm During the initial quarantine for COVID-19, a lot of conspiracies circulated about the nature of the virus — it was a hoax, it was created by China, it only affected certain people. But now, with […]
News Watch Joe Biden ‘Sing’ Metallica’s “King Nothing” November 23, 2020 1:06pm Over the past couple of years, YouTuber Lars Von Retriever has had a lot of fun creating Frankensteined videos in which Donald Trump “sings” various metal songs. For Trump, the flavor was usually apocalyptic, with […]
Wait...What? Start Your Day With Jack Black Dancing to “WAP” In A Speedo November 16, 2020 8:41am Monday: the scourge of every average person’s existence. Whether you’re showing up to work via Zoom or heading to school via Zoom, you’re probably right now hoping that some kind of god slams its fist […]
News Dead Skin Mask: A New ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Film Has Been Announced for 2021 October 19, 2020 2:55pm Metal and horror movies have always been connected, but it’s hard to imagine any horror movie with as much of an influence on metal as 1974’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The tale of a cannibal […]
Wait...What? This Metalcore Cover of “WAP” Will Make Ben Shapiro Pee Blood October 5, 2020 12:12pm Let’s be honest: the song of the year is Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP.” Even if you’re a diehard underground metalhead who only listens to demos, you have to admit that no other […]
Wait...What? They’re Rebooting ‘The Exorcist’ August 18, 2020 8:50pm It’s safe to agree that some movies just shouldn’t be touched. Perfect even in their flaws, these films should remain standalone pieces of entertainment, pure statements about what they meant to the world when they […]
