Wait...What? Watch This Hardcore Goth Get Made Over Into an Instagram Model May 7, 2021 12:31pm Unless they have the coolest family in the world, most metalheads have at one time or another been told to dress more like a “normal person.” But in the words of Morticia Addams, what’s normal […]
Hell Yes How Metal Is This: Man Makes Whip Out of Heavy Chains May 5, 2021 2:24pm Metalheads love using “metal” as an adjective. When something is violent, dramatic, extreme, or just straight-up insane, it earns itself the designation of “metal.” But it’s worth noting that some things are just more metal […]
Why Not Let This Ozzy Osbourne/Beach Boys Mash-Up Ring In Your Summer of Doom April 29, 2021 10:28am After the long, cold, COVID-laden winter we’ve all suffered through, summer is finally on its way, ready to bathe the world in sunshine and metal bloggers in nacho-sweat. But even though vaccinations are going to […]
Why Not Here’s How It Would Look If Mudvayne Performed “Dig” at The Oscars April 28, 2021 8:36am This year’s Academy Awards was full of ups and downs, triumphs and disappointments, lifetime achievements and questionable wins. But what everyone can agree it lacked was the harsh, all-elbows nu-core sounds of Mudvayne, everyone’s favorite […]
Wait...What? Whoops: Baby Is Legally Named “Korn” After Hospital Screw-Up April 26, 2021 10:49am The hours after having a baby are a little like a drug trip. Between the hormones flooding your system from seeing your child enter the world, the adrenaline spike and drop after the intense moment […]
News Gore Obsessed: New ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Gets Solid ‘R’ Rating, Title Revealed April 15, 2021 11:16am Back in October, we were delighted to announce that a new installment of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise was in the works for 2021. Now, the title of this new film has been revealed — not […]
Why Not Here’s the Slipknot/Barney the Dinosaur Mash-Up You’ve Been Waiting For April 15, 2021 8:30am Besides rare vinyl records and pornography, the web is really only good for one thing: mash-ups. As long as sweet Mother Internet has graced our puny little lives, people have taken one song and matched […]
Why Not Here’s a Metal Remix of a Pig-Calling Competition April 6, 2021 1:30pm As the deathcore genre blew up, a huge sticking point for a lot of metalheads was ‘pig squeal’ singing — those nasally-shrieked vocals that sounded a lot of like a hog getting an old fashioned […]
Why Not Cat-Fronted Metal Band Cattera Release New Single for Charity April 2, 2021 9:03am If there’s one thing metalheads love that makes people outside the genre chuckle, it’s cats. Headbangers may be dour, no-nonsense apocalypse-worshippers most of the time, but hand them a cat and they’ll start making ‘PSPSPSPSPS’ […]
Why Not Watch Spongebob Squarepants Dance to Slipknot, Because Why Not? March 26, 2021 11:45am Life sucks. It’s okay, you can admit it. For all the positivity that TED Talk-obsessed “influencers” push on us via Instagram posts about taking deep breaths and feeding the right wolf, it’s safe to say […]
