Hell Yes How Metal Is This: Man Makes Whip Out of Heavy Chains May 5, 2021 2:24pm Metalheads love using “metal” as an adjective. When something is violent, dramatic, extreme, or just straight-up insane, it earns itself the designation of “metal.” But it’s worth noting that some things are just more metal […]
Why Not Let This Ozzy Osbourne/Beach Boys Mash-Up Ring In Your Summer of Doom April 29, 2021 10:28am After the long, cold, COVID-laden winter we’ve all suffered through, summer is finally on its way, ready to bathe the world in sunshine and metal bloggers in nacho-sweat. But even though vaccinations are going to […]
Why Not Here’s How It Would Look If Mudvayne Performed “Dig” at The Oscars April 28, 2021 8:36am This year’s Academy Awards was full of ups and downs, triumphs and disappointments, lifetime achievements and questionable wins. But what everyone can agree it lacked was the harsh, all-elbows nu-core sounds of Mudvayne, everyone’s favorite […]
Wait...What? Whoops: Baby Is Legally Named “Korn” After Hospital Screw-Up April 26, 2021 10:49am The hours after having a baby are a little like a drug trip. Between the hormones flooding your system from seeing your child enter the world, the adrenaline spike and drop after the intense moment […]
News Gore Obsessed: New ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Gets Solid ‘R’ Rating, Title Revealed April 15, 2021 11:16am Back in October, we were delighted to announce that a new installment of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise was in the works for 2021. Now, the title of this new film has been revealed — not […]
Why Not Here’s the Slipknot/Barney the Dinosaur Mash-Up You’ve Been Waiting For April 15, 2021 8:30am Besides rare vinyl records and pornography, the web is really only good for one thing: mash-ups. As long as sweet Mother Internet has graced our puny little lives, people have taken one song and matched […]
Why Not Here’s a Metal Remix of a Pig-Calling Competition April 6, 2021 1:30pm As the deathcore genre blew up, a huge sticking point for a lot of metalheads was ‘pig squeal’ singing — those nasally-shrieked vocals that sounded a lot of like a hog getting an old fashioned […]
Why Not Cat-Fronted Metal Band Cattera Release New Single for Charity April 2, 2021 9:03am If there’s one thing metalheads love that makes people outside the genre chuckle, it’s cats. Headbangers may be dour, no-nonsense apocalypse-worshippers most of the time, but hand them a cat and they’ll start making ‘PSPSPSPSPS’ […]
Why Not Watch Spongebob Squarepants Dance to Slipknot, Because Why Not? March 26, 2021 11:45am Life sucks. It’s okay, you can admit it. For all the positivity that TED Talk-obsessed “influencers” push on us via Instagram posts about taking deep breaths and feeding the right wolf, it’s safe to say […]
Why Not This Static-X/Salt-N-Pepa Mash-Up Makes Us Want to “Push It” March 25, 2021 10:09am There are only so many song titles out there in the world, and sometimes, two songs with the same name can have extremely different messages, atmospheres…man, everything. Case in point, The Pit’s average reader might be […]
