Why Not Watch Spongebob Squarepants Dance to Slipknot, Because Why Not? March 26, 2021 11:45am Life sucks. It’s okay, you can admit it. For all the positivity that TED Talk-obsessed “influencers” push on us via Instagram posts about taking deep breaths and feeding the right wolf, it’s safe to say […]
News This Dethklok-Inspired Cover of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” Will Make You a Friend of Dorothy March 15, 2021 8:39am In retrospect, The Wizard of Oz is metal as hell. There are witches all over the place, a scene where everyone gets high as shit in a field of poppies, a dude made of actual metal, […]
Why Not Watch: Schoolteacher Rewrites the Alphabet Song In The Style of Korn March 12, 2021 8:43am Whitney Houston once sang that children are our future, but Jonathan Davis once said, “BRRRRATUUUR NANA!” Perhaps that’s why a generation of young listeners felt more in touch with Korn than with Whitney — the […]
Why Not Watch The Pope ‘Sing’ Megadeth’s “Holy Wars…The Punishment Due” March 11, 2021 9:17am Plenty of trends have come and gone in the world of YouTube viral videos, but supercuts of public addresses which make famous people “sing” classic metal and rap songs has remained at least somewhat funny. […]
Why Not Lemmy Would Approve: Metal Worker Turns Hammer Into Iron Fist March 10, 2021 8:41am At the end of the day, there’s nothing more metal than working with actual metal. If you’re melting, smelting, forging our pouring molten metal, you have a level of scene cred greater than any heavily-tattooed […]
Why Not Here’s a Compilation of Every Time James Hetfield Laughs In a Metallica Song March 1, 2021 2:01pm Perhaps the most fun part of any Metallica song to imitate is James Hetfield’s weird little vocal injections. But while the ol’ “OOOOH, YEAH-HEAH” is great, and the the extra syllable on words like “LIGHT-UH” […]
Why Not Most Metal Bike Ever: Man Rides On Ice Using Saw Blade Wheels February 18, 2021 8:24am We’ve all been there: you love riding your bike, but you’re also actively trying to make sure everyone in your little town knows you’re some sort of horror movie villain. More so, you keep slipping […]
Why Not Here Are Birds Playing Thrash Metal (You’re Welcome) February 15, 2021 8:34am If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s fuck Monday. Unless you’re one of those top-button-less TED Talk entrepreneurs who think we should all be excited to go back to work, you, like […]
Wait...What? Breaking: Here’s a Kitten Singing Disturbed’s “Down With The Sickness” January 20, 2021 12:38pm There may never be a vocal part in metal as identifiable as David Draiman’s “OOOOO-WAKAKAKA!” in Disturbed‘s classic nu-metal rager “Down With The Sickness.” Something about that pierced man’s mating call struck a chord with […]
News Watch Joe Biden ‘Sing’ Metallica’s “King Nothing” November 23, 2020 1:06pm Over the past couple of years, YouTuber Lars Von Retriever has had a lot of fun creating Frankensteined videos in which Donald Trump “sings” various metal songs. For Trump, the flavor was usually apocalyptic, with […]