Why Not How Romantic: Watch a Couple Get Married to Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” April 20, 2021 10:39am Most people look back on their wedding day as either a blur of timeless joy or the most stressful occasion they’ve ever been a part of. The reason for the latter is pretty clear: a […]
Why Not Here’s the Slipknot/Barney the Dinosaur Mash-Up You’ve Been Waiting For April 15, 2021 8:30am Besides rare vinyl records and pornography, the web is really only good for one thing: mash-ups. As long as sweet Mother Internet has graced our puny little lives, people have taken one song and matched […]
Why Not Here’s a Metal Remix of a Pig-Calling Competition April 6, 2021 1:30pm As the deathcore genre blew up, a huge sticking point for a lot of metalheads was ‘pig squeal’ singing — those nasally-shrieked vocals that sounded a lot of like a hog getting an old fashioned […]
Why Not Did These Dudes Just Convince Lil Nas X to Make a Metal Remix of “Montero?” April 5, 2021 10:27am While Cardi B made a zillion pearl-clutchers outraged last year with her banging anthem “WAP,” this year sees the starched world losing their shit over “Montero,” the new track by “Old Town Road” rapper Lil […]
Why Not Cat-Fronted Metal Band Cattera Release New Single for Charity April 2, 2021 9:03am If there’s one thing metalheads love that makes people outside the genre chuckle, it’s cats. Headbangers may be dour, no-nonsense apocalypse-worshippers most of the time, but hand them a cat and they’ll start making ‘PSPSPSPSPS’ […]
Why Not Watch Spongebob Squarepants Dance to Slipknot, Because Why Not? March 26, 2021 11:45am Life sucks. It’s okay, you can admit it. For all the positivity that TED Talk-obsessed “influencers” push on us via Instagram posts about taking deep breaths and feeding the right wolf, it’s safe to say […]
Why Not This Static-X/Salt-N-Pepa Mash-Up Makes Us Want to “Push It” March 25, 2021 10:09am There are only so many song titles out there in the world, and sometimes, two songs with the same name can have extremely different messages, atmospheres…man, everything. Case in point, The Pit’s average reader might be […]
Why Not System of a Down’s Shavo Odadjian Praises the Kardashians and Taylor Swift, Says He “Used to Be Very Good Friends with Kanye West” March 24, 2021 8:34am Though one might immediately assume that their ancestral homeland is Beverly Hills or simply ‘the mall,’ reality stars the Kardashians are in fact of Armenian descent (the evidence is subtle, but hear me out: their […]
Why Not This Megadeth/Jackson 5 Mash-Up Is Surprisingly Great March 18, 2021 10:58am A good mash-up will always bring a smile to a music fan’s face. Whether it’s a combination of the ’90s two most hated subgenres or an unexpected merging of ’80s pop and timeless thrash metal, […]
Why Not Watch: Schoolteacher Rewrites the Alphabet Song In The Style of Korn March 12, 2021 8:43am Whitney Houston once sang that children are our future, but Jonathan Davis once said, “BRRRRATUUUR NANA!” Perhaps that’s why a generation of young listeners felt more in touch with Korn than with Whitney — the […]
