Wait...What? Watch A Metal Remix of Trump ‘Faith Advisor’ Paula White’s Re-Election Rant November 18, 2020 9:37am Earlier this month, Trump ‘faith advisor’ and megachurch pastor Paula White-Cain went on an especially spirited rant at her prayer service, in which she said that Jesus was going to aid trump, and that angels […]
Wait...What? Start Your Day With Jack Black Dancing to “WAP” In A Speedo November 16, 2020 8:41am Monday: the scourge of every average person’s existence. Whether you’re showing up to work via Zoom or heading to school via Zoom, you’re probably right now hoping that some kind of god slams its fist […]
Wait...What? Killswitch Engage’s Adam D. Had A Vomit-Colored Toy Made of Him November 10, 2020 12:17pm We know that Killswitch Engage guitarist Adam D. likes an occasional tipple here and there (read: he once drank 40 forties while making a career-defining album with his band). Now, a Japanese toy company has […]
Wait...What? David Hasselhoff Recorded a Metal Song October 27, 2020 2:16pm If there’s one artist who’s bigger than metal in Germany, it’s David fuckin’ Hasselhoff. The statuesque Baywatch and Knight Rider actor has always has a cult following among fans of old-school metal, if only for his […]
Wait...What? Sebastian Bach Claims David Lee Roth Taught Him to Smoke Weed October 26, 2020 10:54am Those of us who partake in the electric kale all have a story about who taught us to smoke. Was it a skeevy older brother? That kid from down the block with a skull on […]
Wait...What? Apparently Marilyn Manson Got Married During Lockdown October 23, 2020 8:59am We all spent the coronavirus lockdown in interesting ways. Some of us learned to make bread, or started working out, or just spent the whole time committing the Sin of Onan. For shock rocker Marilyn […]
Wait...What? Miley Cyrus Is Working On a Metallica Covers Album October 20, 2020 11:42am Last year, pop-star and renowned bon vivant Miley Cyrus surprised and/or delighted the world by performing Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” at the Glastonbury Festival. Many considered this a cool one-off — but now it looks […]
Wait...What? Watch HIM’s Ville Valo Play Funk Metal Slap Bass at 15 Years Old October 13, 2020 10:52am Most artists had a first band — and that band was usually hilarious. While one occasionally sees a musician launch into superstardom right out of the gate, most of the time your favorite band formed […]
Wait...What? Listen to this Awesome Death Metal Album About ‘Ghostbusters’ October 8, 2020 7:49am It can be easy to forget that Ghostbusters was actually arcane as fuck. Sure, it involved Bill Murray cracking wise about being getting and Sigourney Weaver sucking face with Rick Moranis, but it was also about […]
Wait...What? This Metalcore Cover of “WAP” Will Make Ben Shapiro Pee Blood October 5, 2020 12:12pm Let’s be honest: the song of the year is Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP.” Even if you’re a diehard underground metalhead who only listens to demos, you have to admit that no other […]
