Wait...What? Watch This One-Armed Drummer Nail A Cover of Slipknot’s “Duality” August 14, 2020 11:22am It’s sometimes easy to take the small blessings in our lives for granted. Things may be totally fucked, and we may not be able to attend concerts for a while, but most of us don’t […]
Wait...What? ‘Jackass’ Star Steve-O Has Been Taped To A Billboard In Los Angeles August 13, 2020 2:35pm Who didn’t love Jackass? The early-2000s MTV phenomenon was a constant, hilarious reminder that life is short, the suburbs are terrible, and your wisdom tooth surgery was fucking clown shoes. So it feels good to see […]
Wait...What? This Mom’s Slipknot-Themed Bathroom Proves All Hope Is Not Gone August 12, 2020 8:44am Let’s be honest: your bathroom sucks. At best, it’s a cute, pastel-colored side room that smells like lavender so you can forget you take shits there; otherwise, it’s likely a urine-coated dinge-hole that makes you […]
Wait...What? Napalm Death Jigsaw Puzzles Are On Their Way August 11, 2020 9:17am In the past year, British toy company Zee Productions has taken the wold by storm with their Rock Saws imprint, which produces jigsaw puzzles out of the covers of everyone’s favorite metal, punk, and rock […]
Wait...What? Here’s a Gore Metal Cover of the ‘Full House’ Theme August 7, 2020 11:23am We know what you think every morning when you wake up, because we think it, too: I wish somebody would cover the Full House theme in the style of gross-out gore metal. Well, you’re in luck, because […]
Wait...What? Listen: Christian Author Claims He’s Captured The Voice Of Satan August 5, 2020 3:17pm If there’s anyone who has a greater influence on heavy metal than Tony Iommi, it is undoubtedly Satan, the lord of darkness. For eons, the Devil has communicated with man via baby-making rhythms and blistering […]
Wait...What? Trivium Bought An Airplane Hangar To Be Their Base of Operations August 4, 2020 9:24am Any musician will tell you that a good rehearsal space is hard to find. Even if you do come across an affordable, spacious, and well-ventilated room (trust us, that last one’s important), there’s always a […]
