AI Turned Some of Slipknot’s Most Depraved Lyrics Into an Adorable Kid’s Song

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The AI [Artificial Intelligence] chatbot ChatGPT has caused quite a stir over the past few weeks.

If you’re not yet familiar, ChatGPT is essentially a supercomputer of sorts that is designed to have incredibly human-like conversations in real-time and spit out complex answers in milliseconds.

How good is it at quickly acting like an intelligent human? So good that New York City just banned its usage in its public schools because they know the kiddies are definitely going to use it to cheat on tests and plagiarize homework assignments.

Some people think this thing is two keyboard clicks away from becoming self-aware as fuck like Skynet.

Other factions see it as a great leap forward for humankind, with the potential to help advance crucial scientific research & redefine the speed of industries around the globe.

Slipknot Says F*** 87 Times On Their Debut. Some Genius Turned All Those F-Bombs Into A Song.

What side of the coin are we on here at The Pit, you ask? Honestly, we just wanted to see if we could make it do dumb shit that would make us laugh.

We think we’ve succeeded, so now we’re sharing our joy with you, loyal reader…

In literally a few seconds flat, the bot completely reimagined the lyrics to Slipknot’s classic “Wait and Bleed” (a song about a man slowly dying in a bathtub filled with blood from his own self-inflicted wounds), into an uplifting nursery rhyme about seeing the sunny side of life in the face of adversity.

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Did your toddler just get a booboo after falling off their bike and skinning their knee? Don’t despair, little one, ChatGPT is here for you. Check out the full lyrics it created below:

Verse 1:

I'm just a little worm, wriggling in the dirt

But I don't mind the pain, it's just a little hurt

I'll wait and I'll heal, it's just a matter of time

I'll be back to my old self, feeling just fine

Chorus:

Wait and bleed, wait and bleed

It's just a bump, it's just a need

Wait and bleed, wait and bleed

Everything will be alright, just take the lead

Verse 2:

I fell off my bike, and scraped my knee

But I'll get back up, and start to believe

That I can do anything, if I just try

I'll be back on my feet, reaching for the sky

Chorus:

Wait and bleed, wait and bleed

It's just a bump, it's just a need

Wait and bleed, wait and bleed

Everything will be alright, just take the lead

Bridge:

I might feel a little sad, or a little scared

But I know I'll get through it, with a little care

From my friends and my family, who are always near

I'll be back to my old self, with no more fear