Photos: Just In Time For The Holidays, GWAR Have Announced Their Own Branded Dildo

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Just in time for the holidays, GWAR has announced a brand-new dildo! This GWAR-branded dildo is called the “Cuttlefish of Cthulu,” and is available to purchase as of today. This dildo comes from a partnership with that of Bad Dragon. Per the press release associated with this news:

“GWAR recently seized control of the red-hot phallic forges deep in the Bad Dragon lair, where legendary sex-smiths work day and night to create the highest-quality fantasy-themed adult toys in the business. The result is a new monster dong for the denizens of planet Earth. Now, you too can wield the awesome power of the winged wiener of Oderus Urungus, the Cuttlefish of Cthulu!”

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This GWAR Cuttlefish of Cthulu dildo comes in a variety of sizes, as well as comes in two different colors. Also, they glow in the dark! If you are interested in a GWAR dildo, you can order one (or two) via the GWAR website, or via the Bad Dragon website. Please keep in mind that you will have to wait until 2 pm eastern time today to order this item.

We have included a couple of pictures of this sex toy below. Talk about a stocking stuffer!

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Funny enough, we actually talked to band frontman Blothar The Berserker about this sex toy a couple of months ago! Per that same interview with Blothar, we also talked about the band playing Riot Fest (which took place earlier this year), as well as how the band would “kill” Machine Gun Kelly. You can check out that full interview by following the link below.

When it comes to other GWAR-related stories from back in the day, did you hear how the late Oderus Urungus once trashed Rob Zombie and his movies (as well as the horror rocker’s wife)? Among the comments he made, Oderus said the following about Rob: “He’s a media construct. You go to a show and you see Dracula and Frankenstein, okay – that was original about a hundred years ago, Rob.”

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