GWAR Believe That Pop Star Adele Is Actually A Lizard Person

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Blothar: GWAR Facebook / Adele: Adele Facebook / Lizard Person: Jim Linwood, CC BY 2.0, Wikipedia
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GWAR seem to be fans of the Reptilian conspiracy theory – the idea that there are alien lizard people hiding among us. In a recent conversation with Metal Hammer, Blothar the Berserker called out several pop stars (and one rocker) who he believes are aliens.

Among those who he name drops, Blothar brings up Adele – who you may have heard of given the popularity of her hit single “Hello.” But if you’re curious to know who else Blothar mentioned, this is everything he had to say about the musician-lizard people living among us:

“I’m sure you want to know, who are the lizard people, the aliens in disguise? Well, Michael Jackson was one, but he’s gone now. I think Springsteen is suspicious. Adele doesn’t seem very human to me. Björk… you can’t tell me that she’s human! She’s hiding in plain sight!”

You can always count on a hilarious and fun interview when it comes to Blothar! We sure as hell had a blast talking to him earlier this year (link to part one and link to part two of our conversation with Blothar). In other band related news, GWAR have recently announced a brand new headlining tour. You can find all the dates and locations associated with that tour below. You will also find other GWAR related stories below.

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The Black Death Rager World Tour 

  • 9/10 – Alton, VA @ Blue Ridge Rock Fest*
    9/11 – Nashville, TN @ Brooklyn Bowl
    9/13 – Asheville, NC @ The Orange Peel
    9/14 – Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue
    9/15 – Cleveland, OH @ House of Blues
    9/16 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Mr Smalls
    9/17 – Chicago, IL @ Riot Fest*
    9/19 – Tulsa, OK @ Cain’s Ballroom
    9/20 – Little Rock, AR @ The Music Hall
    9/21 – Columbia, MO @ Blue Note
    9/23 – Louisville, KY @ Louder Than Life
    9/25 – Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theatre
    9/26 – Denver, CO @ Oriental Theater
    9/27 – Casper, WY @ Gaslight Social Outdoors
    9/28 – Billings, MT @ Pub Station Outdoors
    9/30 – Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
    10/1 – Seattle, WA @ Showbox SoDo
    10/3 – Vancouver, BC @ The Vogue#
    10/4 – Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory
    10/6 – Boise, ID @ Revolution Concert House
    10/7 – Sacramento, CA @ Aftershock*
    10/8 – Ventura, CA @ Ventura Theater
    10/9 – Los Angeles, CA @ The Belasco
    10/10 – Las Vegas, NV @ Brooklyn Bowl
    10/11 – Salt Lake City, UT @ The Depot
    10/12 – Flagstaff, AZ @ Pepsi Amphitheater
    10/14 – Dallas, TX @ Amplify
    10/15 – Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
    10/16 – Austin, TX @ Empire Live
    10/18 – Pensacola, FL @ Vinyl
    10/19 – Orlando, FL @ The Beachum
    10/20 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
    10/22 – Niagara Falls, NY @ Rapids Theater
    10/23 – Detroit, MI @ The Crofoot
    10/26 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
    10/28 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
    10/29 – Philadelphia, PA @ Franklin Music Hall
    10/30 – Richmond, VA @ The National
    10/31 – New York, NY @ Irving Plaza
    11/2 – Toronto, ON @ The Phoenix
    11/3 – Baltimore, MD @ Soundstage

*Festival

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