When will Rob Zombie be busy enough? The shock rocker is hard at work on his cinematic reboot of The Munsters, teasing fans with everything from costume designs to wigs to photos of set construction. But apparently that and promoting his new album The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy aren’t enough for Papa Zomb, as he’s now announced his own blend of coffee.
As reported by Bloody Disgusting, Rob Zombie’s own ‘Hellbilly Brew’ was created in collaboration with Dead Sled, the horror-themed coffee company whose past joint ventures have included blends with Elvira, Kane “Jason Voorhees” Hodder, Robert “Freddy Kruger” England, and even Rob Zombie favorite Bill Mosley (Otis in Zombie’s Firefly Family trilogy).
“Rob Zombie’s Hellbilly Brew is from the Bugisu sub-region of Uganda and is Dead Sled Coffee’s first 100% USADA Certified Organic Coffee,” explains the people at Dead Sled. “It was grown at an elevation of 1,600 meters and roasted to a smooth and horrifically delightful Medium-Medium Dark Roast. On the roasting scale, it falls into the “High Roast” category.”
“Pre-orders should start shipping approximately the second week of September,” the company continues. “20 random people who participate in the pre-order will win a Rob Zombie signed bag. One very lucky winner will win a one-of-a-kind signed and framed bag proof. This proof is the original proof of the printed coffee bag. Literally a 1 of 1.”
Anyone who pre-orders between September 1st – 10th is entered into the contest. Check out the art for Zombie’s coffee below. Remember to drink it with oat milk or whatever though, as Zombie is vegan, and if you don’t, he’ll find you in the night and cut your fucking nipples off.
A bag of Rob Zombie ‘Hellbilly Brew’ coffee will cost you $22 plus $6 shipping. Order yours from Dead Sled’s website and hope you win his sweet, sweet John Hancock.
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Words by Chris Krovatin
