Rammstein Reveal Merch Collaboration with Balenciaga, Including An $850 Fanny Pack

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We know what you’re thinking: your hoodies don’t cost enough. In fact, all this metal merch you’re wearing, all the rad records and stuff lying around your house — nothing costs enough to make people think that you literally piss money. But don’t worry, friends: German industrial metallers Rammstein are here to take your personal brand up a notch. The band have revealed their new merch line in collaboration with high-end fashion brand Balenciaga — and don’t worry, there’s definitely an $850 fanny pack (sorry, explorer belt pack).

Rammstein have teamed up with world-renowned fashion house Balenciaga to release a merch collaboration, which, before you ask, will cost enough to keep your kids out of college. How expensive is this merch? Well, let’s see, a T-shirt goes for $650, a raincoat for $2,250, and a distressed cap for $450. There were $995 hoodies and $1,290 backpacks — but they’re already out of stock. People have already bought all the $1,290 Rammstein backpacks.

Check out some pictures of these marriage-ruining merch items below:

Oh yeah, those look worth thousands of hard-earned dollars. You could never get something like that made at the mall.

If you want to show off your fine new Rammstein x Balenciaga merch in public, catch the band at one of their upcoming tour dates below:

North American Tour 2021

8/22 – Montreal, QC – Parc Jean-Drapeau
8/26 – Philadelphia, PA – Lincoln Financial Field
9/1 – Chicago, IL – Soldier Field
9/3 – Minneapolis, MN – U.S. Bank Stadium
9/8 – Foxborough, MA – Gillette Stadium
9/10 – East Rutherford, NJ – MetLife Stadium
9/18 – Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum
9/24 – San Antonio, TX – Alamodome
9/30 – Mexico City, MX – Foro Sol
10/1 – Mexico City, MX – Foro Sol

European Tour 2022

5/20 – Leipzig Red Bull Arena
5/21 – Leipzig Red Bull Arena
5/25 – Klagenfurt Wörthersee Stadion
5/30 – Zurich Stadion Letzigrund
5/31 – Zurich Stadion Letzigrund
6/4 – Berlin Olympiastadion
6/5 – Berlin Olympiastadion
6/10 – Stuttgart Cannstatter Wasen
6/11 – Stuttgart, Cannstatter Wasen
6/14 – Hamburg Volksparkstadion
6/15 – Hamburg Volksparkstadion
6/18 – Düsseldorf Merkur Spiel-Arena
6/19 – Düsseldorf Merkur Spiel-Arena
6/22 – Aarhus Ceres Park
6/26 – Coventry Ricoh Arena
6/30 – Cardiff Principality Stadium
7/4 – Nijmegen Goffertpark
7/8 – Lyon Groupama Stadium
7/9 – Lyon Groupama Stadium
7/12 – Turin Stadio Olimpico Grande Torino
7/16 – Warsaw PGE Narodowy
7/20 – Tallinn Song Festival Grounds
7/24 – Oslo Bjerke Travbane
7/29 – Gothenburg Ullevi Stadium
7/30 – Gothenburg Ullevi Stadium
8/3 – Ostend Park De Nieuwe Koers

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Words by Chris Krovatin