If anyone understands the human condition, it’s the pervert space aliens in GWAR. The Antarctican smeg-thrashers have long observed the homo sapiens in their natural habitat, and have rightfully concluded that even without their intervention, human life is full of nonstop misery, strife, and eventual impotence. So to help us ease the suffering of everyday life, GWAR are now bestowing upon us the only thing that makes living worthwhile: weed!
GWAR have officially launched a new line of ‘Bud of Gods’ CBD products, which appear to be weed but without all the fun stuff. The band’s product line includes a CBD Flower, available in a 3.5 gram jar or in a mylar bag (choice of 3.5 or 7 grams). Additionally, pre-rolls are available in single packs (1 gram) or three-packs (3 grams). The bud is said to have aromas of tropical fruit, citrus, sherbert, earthiness; a little sweet, a little sour, and promotes clarity, comforting, and physically easing
“GWAR has been tearing the universe a new one for literally eons,” says double-dicked frontman Blöthar the Berserker. “It’s not easy being an intergalactic warrior shaman, and the leader of the most insane shock rock band in history. I’ve found that after a long day of bloodthirsty battle, nothing soothes my mind like the ‘Bud of Gods’ CBD. It is the perfect sacrament with which to wind down from a white-hot berserker rage. Grab some today, and feel your petty human concerns melt away into the sweet nothingness you crave.”
“‘Bud of Gods’ CBD is the perfect companion for job interviews, parole hearings, child births, and socially distanced funerals,” says rancid-assed guitarist Pustulus Maximus. “Pusty sez, ‘It does a body good’!”
GWAR’s “Bud of Gods” limited-edition CBD is now available for pre-order at BudofGods.com, with shipments set to arrive just in time for 4/20 (April 20th).
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Words by Chris Krovatin
