Satan Has an Instagram Account, and It’s Pretty Great

Satan, Lucifer, Old Scratch — the Devil has many names, but whatever you call him, his purpose on this world will always be the downfall of mankind and the death of God. Or is it? Apparently, the lord of all evil and darkness isn’t everything his detractors have accused him of being, as evidenced by his hilarious new Instagram account.

Satan’s Instagram account (@s8n — classic) is mostly full of quips about his experiences as the fallen angel, his relationship with God’s weirdo stans, and of course, a lot of pot shots at his step-brother Jesus. For Christians, this might be seen as the most offensive thing on earth, but you have to remember that those same people burned Beatles records when the Fab Four jokingly said they were “bigger than Jesus,” so they’d probably find a way to be upset about a buttered roll.

Check out some of the Fallen One’s posts:

 

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Interestingly enough, many of these shots look like they’re from Satan’s Twitter account — but if you check out the account with that same handle, it’s been suspended. Guess God didn’t like his politics. Anyway, thanks for the heads up, Bored Panda.

This isn’t the first time Satan has spoken to the world in the recent past. Back in August of 2020, a Christian author claimed he’d recorded the actual voice of Satan himself, saying, “Come into the fire…come to me.” Metalheads were baffled by this, as we all know Satan’s first words to the world would probably be, “Show No Mercy is definitely the best Slayer album because they were okay with just writing ten straight songs about yours truly.” But hey, we all gotta promote our book somehow.

Anyway, hail Satan, and here’s a little Kreator to keep it real:

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Words by Chris Krovatin