Start Your Day With Jack Black Dancing to “WAP” In A Speedo

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Monday: the scourge of every average person’s existence. Whether you’re showing up to work via Zoom or heading to school via Zoom, you’re probably right now hoping that some kind of god slams its fist down on this planet and ends the whole thing in a cataclysm of fire. We get it: Mondays suck. But there’s hope, friends. There are little moments of joy around which we can warm our hands in this shitty universe. There’s Jack Black in a Speedo doing the “WAP” dance challenge. All is not lost.

As you can see below, Black posted a video of himself beating it up and catching a charge to Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP” in the tiniest bathing suit he can find. Even better, he also pulled the ever so erotic move of having someone spray him with a hose the entire time, so that fans could better admire the glistening expanse of his Rubenesque form. But more than anything, it’s Jack’s badass moves, from his high kick to his floor-humping to his expert windmill, that excited fans in the comments (among them Robert Downey Jr., Jeremy Renner, Naomi Watts, Colin Hanks, and Public Enemy, of all people). Imagine the infamous water-dumping scene from Flashdance, only it’s being performed by several hams magnetized together, and you’ll have some idea of what you’re about to see.

Watch Jack Black leave it all onstage — and we do mean all — below:


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See? Maybe life isn’t so bad.

From all of us at The Pit: thank you, Jack. Being a human is crazy in these trying times, and Mondays are hard, but your bitching moves brought a little sunshine to our lives. If there’s ever any dance we can do half-naked for you, we’d be happy to oblige.


Words by Chris Krovatin