This Mom’s Slipknot-Themed Bathroom Proves All Hope Is Not Gone

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Let’s be honest: your bathroom sucks. At best, it’s a cute, pastel-colored side room that smells like lavender so you can forget you take shits there; otherwise, it’s likely a urine-coated dinge-hole that makes you itch just by walking through the door. Now, as if you weren’t ashamed of your bathroom enough, one TikTok user has posted their mother’s Slipknot-themed bathroom–and it’s absolutely incredible.

TikTok user younghussy posted the following video, with the caption, “My moms favorite band is slipknot, so she built a slipknot bathroom. #slipknot #slipknotbathroom #jackstauber #coreytaylor #thenine @jenniferscanvas”

Take a look at the most Slipknotted toilet outside of Iowa below:


@yunghussyMy moms favorite band is slipknot, so she built a slipknot bathroom. ##slipknot ##slipknotbathroom ##jackstauber ##coreytaylor ##thenine @jenniferscanvas♬ Buttercup X Slipknot – thiqbish

Damn, son. While you were trying to choose between Dial and SoftSoap, this woman was creating the ultimate Slipknot bathroom.

It’s ironic that this woman made her hand-washing room her private Slipknot fan-den, as frontman Corey Taylor has been adamant about taking the proper precautions to prevent further spread of the coronavirus. In a recent interview, the most infamous mask-clad frontman of all time revealed he didn’t understand why people couldn’t just wear their masks and deal with it.

“Yeah, stop whining and put your goddamn mask on,” said Corey. “This isn’t an isolated incident. My country’s loaded with these dumbasses that think it is some sort of political standpoint or some sort of partisan garbage. And I’m just like, ‘Are you serious?’ Just because you haven’t had anyone in your life affected by it doesn’t mean that it’s not a real thing.”

“From a very cold standpoint, karma’s a bitch,” he said. “It’s going to come back and bite you in the ass. If you’re going to winge about wearing a mask in a produce store…I once had to wear an entire full head mask for eight hours while doing Slipknot press. Eight hours! Didn’t take it off, eight hours straight because we were doing nothing but press for one day. But these people are going to bitch and moan about wearing it for ten minutes at the market. Get over yourself.”

Meanwhile, to celebrate this bathroom, here’s a little appropriate soundtrack:”


Words by Chris Krovatin